two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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