Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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