there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
nutella sex= disaster
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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