But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
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