Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
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