spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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