At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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