Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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