So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
