They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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