Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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