IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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