we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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