And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
