i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
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