I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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