On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I see more hoeing in ur future
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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