? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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