Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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