yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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