I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
They have beer where we have blood.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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