I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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