I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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