I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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