yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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