I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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