I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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