how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Randomize
