i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
