ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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