I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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