Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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