We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
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