Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Send help, water and tortillas.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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