Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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