There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know đ
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Iâm traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Liz Cheney wasnât exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying âYAS QUEENâ for in 2021 but here we are
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