You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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