I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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