Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
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