he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
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