somebody snuck up and got me drunk
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
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