I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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