That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Randomize
