is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
Randomize
