Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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