I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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