My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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