Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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