I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Randomize
