Sry I called you an 8
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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