she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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