happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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