i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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