I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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