i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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