Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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