yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
